One Brick Short

There’s a lot of dog owners out there who are a bit upset that Nannies of Albemarle County have declared their dogs a nuisance if the critters launch into annoying spates of barking more than three times. But, if we stretch the county’s ordinance, we can get rid of many social ills that plague us such as cat fights, loud little cars, bad bloggers and sermonizing news personnel.

On the path to self-fulfillment, the county board of supervisors is providing for us, the local residents, a chance to once again find nirvana and hapiness at the check-out counter by approving for us an 84,000-square-foot shopping center on U.S. 29. Go, board, go!

The glorious People’s Republic of Charlottesville has achieved the panacea of community safety by enhancing revenues through a $200 ticket surcharge on several additional city streets. The move is part of a Cultural Revolution of Safety designed to protect the people from each other and from themselves by forcing them to sell their vehicles to pay for their speeding tickets and then ride the bus, which, by the way, would save energy. 

More returned from Korean War

There is a buyer’s market in the area for homes, providing you have what it takes to be a buyer in the market. That’s not as easy as it used to be.