One Brick Short

How do you describe Rob Schilling’s facial hair? Liberally conservative or conservatively liberal?

Some things are obvious. Some things are learned the hard way. Some things, unfortunately are both. Here’s a series of true facts to help out those who may be in need of basic truths upon which to cling.

Those restaurant moguls are killing our kids by offering them exactly what they want to eat and not forcing them to have vegetables and whole grain foods and fruits in their Happy Meals, according to a recent study. The question is, being as the restaurants are in business to make money, how many Kids Meals can they sell with grilled halibut on whole wheat with broccoli and an apple?

I am fiscally conservative and socially responsible, pro-gun and pro-abortion, pro-business and pro-union. I have voted for Democrats, Republicans, liberals, conservatives, metaphysical meditators and social gadflies. Who do I vote for now? I’m open to your suggestions….

Out of the eternal sea shall it rise, bubbling forth and frothing to the surface like brimstone and sulphur, rancid and reeking like Hell’s own cesspool; it shall sicken the masses, causing great weeping and gnashing of teeth, not to mention spreading dismay and apathy in its path like so much manure through a spreader and it shall be called “political rhetoric.“