One Brick Short

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We interrupt this string of depressing, death-dealing stories of humans snapping and attacking like Michael Vick’s pet poodle to bring you a light-hearted, positive and—dare I say it?—uplifting story of a woman who stole 45 bras and more than 100 panties from a Virginia Victoria’s Secret store.

No, really. Honest, Would I lie to you?

Obviously caught a little short in the old underwear drawer, the Imelda Marcos of the scantily clad allegedly pilfered $3,300 worth of pretties from a Virginia Beach mall store. She wasn’t heavy in the headwear department, either. Police say she left them with a photo of herself on a cell phone.

Police spokesman Adam Bernstein said the woman dropped her cell phone as she ran from the store Sunday after a clerk asked if she needed help, which could happen to anybody. Uh, don’t ask how I know that.

Police also released another photo found on her phone. They believe he is either an accomplice or an acquaintance. Investigators believe the woman has stolen from other Victoria’s Secrets in the state.

So, if you find angelic deals on sweet garments, be forewarned they really could be hot.