One Brick Short

Here are some little known facts that somehow seem obvious:

Wikipedia is not an authoritative, primary reference.

Cut, paste and then rewrite the hell out of it.

Write your own words or get off the ship.

The only thing that’s permanent is change.

That which seems like a good idea at the time, isn’t.

By the time you realize what’s really going on, it’s over. By the time you discover how to fix something, it’s broken beyond repair.

If you think she thinks you’re witty, intelligent and attractive, you’re sadly mistaken.

If you want to meet a 13-year-old girl, log in to any number of chat rooms and start messaging anyone who claims to be a 19-year-old hottie.

If you’re interested in meeting a middle-aged, probably bald and slightly overweight police officer, simply log in to any number of chat rooms and start messaging anyone who claims to be a 13- to 16-year-old girl who is lonely and looking for some older company.

If you want to see lies and half-truths being passed off as God’s Own Gospel, Google just about any topic involving medicine or politics.

If you feel ineffectual, hamstrung and impotent to foster change in society, get an espresso maker and start a blog. It won’t matter to anyone and nothing will change, but it will make you feel important and energized. Uh, don’t ask how I know that.