Upon Further Review

He stood outside his team’s locker room and told us that there were a few guys in there crying. Sad, he said, at how their season and run had ended.

Because, in one school year, the Bees have become the bane of the Leemen’s Region III, Division 3 existence.

Don’t know how she did it. Angela Mickens, after all, is only 15.

The atmosphere was electric. What do those cliche-addled writers (oh, you know who they are) like to say again? Do they not call it “electric”? Do they not say that one could “cut the electricity with Sarah Jessica Parker’s nose”? What? Is that not how it goes?

File this one somewhere in your brain and remember. Always remember. When you’re old, and your back is bending and the glory days of yesteryear are just a fleeting memory, just remember what the Augusta County school system decided to do.