Upon Further Review

The Stuarts Draft Cougars were unable to defeat Harrisonburg in consecutive years as they lost 50-29.
The Blue Streaks were pumped up Friday night when they came out of the locker room. From the first snap they pounded the ball with running back Michael Holmes.

You know where the big games are tonight. So I’m not going to bore you with those details.

You know which team you’re going to watch (probably the team you support, I’m guessing) and you probably know how that game is going to turn out.

OK, so the Internet trolls who have nothing better to do than make up stories and spread rumors and innuendo about local high school athletes should stay quiet now. After speculation all weekend on VirginiaPreps.com‘s message boards, the Daily News Record out of Harrisonburg is reporting that Blue Streak Alex Owah is, in fact, hurt.

Just some random ramblings from a guy who promises that he’ll A) Never try to stir up faux controversy by adding a comment to his own stories online and B) Certainly won’t make any comment (though I’ll never do it on my own stories) about how uncomfortable he is while doing his job. Because there’s nothing uncomfortable about my job. (Oh, don’t worry, we’ll get back to this later in the blog post, maybe right after I don’t mention what state I’m from like some others out there.) And no matter how hot I am, I’m just sitting there watching others play sports in 100-degree heat.

Sorry, not going to hide under my hat today and throw salvos at NFL players that probably don’t read this paper or any other paper in the county. Not that you would care anyway if I felt Terrell Owens was a pud or Chad Johnson (or whatever the heck his name is these days) looks kind of dumb with this whole name thing. But hey, the way I look at it is if I throw shots at athletes I don’t deal with on a regular basis (or at all, for that matter) then I just play into the sports writing stereotype that we’re all spineless pencil necks. You know, like some guys out there.